With wall to wall coverage of the elect and the elite saying how they'd change the country for the better, we know where we're living: "Electionland". Don't forget to pick up your rose tinted spectacles, salt cellar and dicta phone as you enter this fairy tale kingdom.
The rose tinted spectacles to see the future like the candidates. Maybe a Kaleidoscope would give a truer image.
The salt cellar so that you can quickly grab a pinch when trying to believe the whoppers that the would be Rt Hon or wannabe Right On is telling you.
The dicta phone to record all the what you want to hear promises and dictat that is being spouted forth and then you can replay it to yourself or the perpetrators in 4 or 5 year's time when you're playing broken pledge bingo when the latest monotonist manifesto is published.
Party political broadcasts ad nauseum; I'd rather no had seen 'em!
Is it any wonder that the largest swing in recent times has been towards apathy? With all these cons n roses, the public has no appetite for election!
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