A pungent = a man who politely says puns which stink
An ardent = a strong hit into something which leaves an indentation
to be keybored = when doing lenghty amounts of typing
An escalator = an excuse for being late
A polytitian = a collector of Titian paintings
7 days squash = weakly dilluted drink (lemon, orange or otherwise)
sofa so good = a couch which is under construction but is making good progress
pantry = poorly stocked food storage cupboard
larder = well stocked food storage cupboard
couch = a bovine with an injury
Just to have 1 final groan a shan joke:
Why can it be dangerous to play with small kitchen appliances? If you´re not careful you may kettle.
Think you can do worse? Send them this way.
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