In lieu of quality items have a Weak of bad puns:
Min-day: do as little as possible on a Monday the bare minimum
Chews-day: adjust your diet on a Tuesday to include exclusive bad chews such as Mojos, chewits, fruitella, strarburst and the like
Weddings-day: attend at least one wedding on a Wednesday
Thirds-day: to go the whole hog and go beyond seconds when eating on a Thursday
Fry-day: to eat fried food on Friday
Saturn-day: to study the planet Saturn on a Saturday
Sundae: have your favourite ice cream delight on a Sunday, it could be knickerbocker glory or a banana split
That was a tough 5 minutes, there´s my t´puns worth. Now you can groan all you want, these are trully bad.
